Moderate Drinking Song
Sung to the tune of the Drinking Song from The Student Prince
(Midi provided by Koarashi)

Drink! Drink! Drink!
So long as we stick to our limit
and keep a clear head!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
We'll have a responsible nightcap,
then early to bed!
No one need offer to call us a cab.
No, my good barkeep, we won't run a tab!
Tipsy is human, but sober's divine.
Even the Caesars diluted their wine!
Drink! Drink! When out on a spree...
Drink! Drink! Moderation is key!
Drink! Drink! Only a bastard
gets plastered,
I'm sure you'll agree!

Drink! Drink! Drink!
But never succumb to the potion's
insidious power.
Drink! Drink! Drink!
But let's not prolong it for more
than a happy half hour.
Drink to be merry, but not to get tight.
Apollo shall rule Dionysus tonight!
Here's to the tavern's convivial scene
Where spirits are lively and livers are clean!
Drink! Drink! Hearts full of cheer...
Drink! Drink! Extra-light beer...
Drink! Drink! Here's to a hearty
good party
at least once a year!
Let's drink!!!

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